A policeman stopped me as I was running down the street last night and said, “Where are you off to?” “I’m off to catch my train,” I replied. “I’m late.” He said, “A man fitting your description has just been involved in a robbery. Do you mind if I search you?” “Come on, mate,” I pleaded. “My train is leaving in ten minutes.” He said, “It’s up to you, we can do this now or at the station, your choice.” “The station,” I replied, running off. “I’ll meet you there.”