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I was on the tube with my wife, and I heard a message on the loudspeakers. ‘Stay close love,’ I said to her. ‘Why?’ She replied. ‘Because the message said do not leave bags unattended.’

I was on the tube with my wife, and I heard a message on the loudspeakers.
‘Stay close love,’ I said to her.
‘Why?’ She replied.
‘Because the message said do not leave bags unattended.’