My wife caught me pleasuring myself in the kitchen earlier.
I was spitting into her Mum’s cup of tea.
Category: joke
My mates just given me a packet of Ultravox crisps. They taste like ‘nothing to me’
My mates just given me a packet of Ultravox crisps.
They taste like ‘nothing to me’
I was going to post a joke but I ran out of stamps.
I was going to post a joke but I ran out of stamps.
whats red and sits in the corner? a naughty strawberry
whats red and sits in the corner?
a naughty strawberry
I poured my cat out some milk the other day Still don’t know how he got in there
I poured my cat out some milk the other day
Still don’t know how he got in there
My girlfriend never went that ‘Extra Mile’ for me. So I got a Restraining Order, now she has to.
My girlfriend never went that ‘Extra Mile’ for me. So I got a Restraining Order, now she has to.
Like most Sickipedians on here, I post the same joke 27 times.
Like most Sickipedians on here,
I post the same joke 27 times.
Cinema ticket for the premier of Harry Potters next movie: 6.50 hitting the fire alarm panel 10 minutes before it finishes: priceless
Cinema ticket for the premier of Harry Potters next movie: 6.50
hitting the fire alarm panel 10 minutes before it finishes: priceless
My helium jokes never go down too well.
My helium jokes never go down too well.
Every-time I go to write something to post on Sickipedia it seems someone else in the past has beaten me to it and wrote the same thing or something similar, until now…. …I like Pakis.
Every-time I go to write something to post on Sickipedia it seems someone else in the past has beaten me to it and wrote the same thing or something similar, until now….
…I like Pakis.
